Brad Hall doesn’t always play basketball, but when he does, he wears Air Jordans. Lucky for him, the pair of Js he’s unboxing today is the Air Jordan XXXIs in the “banned” colorway. How apropos since Hall has been banned from playing ball in eleven different countries and two continents, (including Antarctica) thanks to his sheer dominance on the court. His game is purely sublime—so beautiful that it’s scary and so scary that it’s beautiful.

But it’s not just people that can’t handle the terrifying majesty that is Brad Hall. Most basketball sneakers are incapable of supporting his inhuman explosiveness, but with the XXXIs, he’s met his match. The cushioned ankle pods and full-length Zoom Air provide him with the stability and bounce he needs to penetrate to the bucket and throw down monster jams on his opponents. The shoes also boast the various Air Jordan signature logos—Jumpman, wings, and the Nike Swoosh—nodding to the greatest player ever to grace this universe (other than Hall of course).

If you want to bask in the brilliance of Brad “The Shake-and-Bake Kid” Hall, and watch as he goes hard in the paint to unbox the Air Jordan XXXIs, hit the play button on the vid above.